November 27, 2006

Welcome Home, San Fran style

I hope to do a nice long entry tomorrow with stories and pictures, however, it’s late; it took us 13 hours to get home. Let’s just say, we were required to buy snow chains before crossing the border from Oregon to California.

Some of you may remember my tips and tricks for home repair. Well, tonight I have a travel tip. It has nothing to do with redwoods, or the ocean, or elk sightings, I assume you can handle those fine all by yourself. Just keep a handy supply of ‘oohs’ and ‘wows’ and you’ll be fine.

However, here’s a tip for 101 just leaving San Francisco. If you see a man in an overpass ahead of you, especially if his back is to you with his hands in front, lean over to your sweetie and say, “Hey, babe, switch lanes. NOW.” Otherwise you might get to say, “Hey, hon, you might want to run the washer blades for a while to clean off that urine.”

3 comments:

bg's Little Sis said...

gross, there is too little shame still out there in the world, peeing off of overpasses?

Hope the trip was good, can't wait to see some pics

Mama Nabi said...

(ha ha, we both must be catching up on our blogging!)

Good tip... ewww. Why do some men think, just because they can, they should??

Beloved said...

Oh goodness. Unfortunately, this reminds me of my mother-in-law squatting in a public park this summer while visiting us--much to my husband's horror! But at least she was only harming his ego.

And btw, lest she sound too crazy, there was no one besides us in the park. Still. . .