On a road trip, stopping at a gas station, getting sleepy. I go in and stare at the refrigerated drink section. Every kind of water imaginable with energy, flavors or nothing OR high calorie caffeinated soda or chemical flavored no-calorie soda.
I turn to Jrex, "Wouldn't it be great if they just made a caffeinated water with nothing else in it?"
He shakes his head, "They have it. It's called 'tea'."
*Ditzy Blond Moment